幽默放送

来源：时间：2008-01-15 09:11:20

　　精力旺盛的妻子
　　
　　邻居：“昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音，你们发生什么事了？”
　　丈夫：“没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴，把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。”
　　邻居：“你的大衣？扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的声音？”
　　丈夫：“我……我恰好也在大衣里面。”
　　 An Energetic Wife
　　Neighbor:"I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? "
　　Husband:"It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window."
　　Neighbor:"Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?"
　　Husband:"I happened to be inside the coat."
　　
　　超速的理由
　　
　　哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。“你们为什么开那么快？”警官喊道。
　　“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”
　　 Excuse for Speeding
　　Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earth were you driving so fast?"the policeman yelled.
　　"Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!"
　　
　　脑筋急转弯
　　
　　1. 王老太太整天喋喋不休，可她有一个月说话最少，是哪一个月？
　　2. 什么布剪不断？
　　（答案在本期找）
　　
　　绳子还是公牛？
　　
　　在监狱里，一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进来。新来的犯人回答说：“我想我真是倒霉。几天前我在街上走的时候，看到一根脏绳子，以为没人要了，便捡起来带了回家。”
　　“但是，捡一根绳子带回家并不犯法啊！”
　　“我告诉过你我倒霉了吧？”那个人叹了口气，“麻烦的就是我没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛。”
　　 Rope or Ox?
　　The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home."
　　"But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!"
　　"I told you I had bad luck, didn't I?" the man sighed, "The trouble is that I didn't notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope."
　　
　　我自己过去
　　
　　从前，有一个地主是个既不会读也不会写的文盲，但他却偏要在人前装作很有学问。
　　一天，当地主正和宾客聊天的时候，仆人走进来递给他一封信，信上请他出借一头牛。地主害怕被客人知道自己是个文盲，于是他打开信封，瞧了瞧信上的字，然后对仆人说：“好的，你告诉他我等一下自己过去。”
　　 I'll Go There Myself
　　There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write.
　　One day when the landlord was chatting with his guests, a servant came in and gave him a letter which asked him to lend a cow. The landlord was afraid that?his guests would know he was unable to read or write, so he opened the envelope and glanced over the words. Then he said to the servant, "OK, please tell him I'll go there myself in a few minutes."
　　
　　脑筋急转弯答案
　　1.February
　　2.Waterfall
　　